Shopping with Celebrity

I am a man firmly niedzisiejszym. Do you believe that, until recently I had not even included visits to such famous and popular temple, which is a supermarket? But I think in life you must try everything, so I decided to finally go to this thing. And guess what? Until now I did not know just what I'm missing! Such a happy place ...
Vivien Leigh
The principal reasons why it is fun to shop at the supermarket, we all know. Some ad says, "everything and cheap - it Geant. So the various categories of goods in one place, and the barbarous prices. Wait a minute - if the money is there, barbaric, why not go to the "normal" store? Well, ladies and gentlemen, the 'normal' shops have even more barbaric money.

The first point of our strategic plan, of course, shopping is targeting a supermarket. It's not a difficult task since the construction of a new supermarket is to the Polish people to the event as a UFO landing, so everybody knows about it. If you still do not have a pale idea where he might be the nearest supermarket, then do not panic - just get out and zasuwać ahead, now that they arise so quickly that before you reach the end of the city, certainly a build.
Lee Gypsy Rose
The average supermarket is composed of two parts: proper car park and supermarket. Serves as a car park as it had in the castle moat, which impedes access to the heart of a supermarket (with shelves joke). Parking is also a warehouse bins-on-wheels. There are rumors that it may also be used to leave a car on it, but it has not yet been checked (ie I could not enter there by car). Stop parking feature is that there is no shortage of people firmly believe in these rumors about the use of car park as a place to park cars. These people desperately hunt for free parking spaces, while ignoring such trifles, such as pedestrians or other cars. Even greater degree of desperation can be seen in them when you get out of the car. It already is the truest, professional rank, of which nothing is able to stop. Therefore, the passage through the parking lot in one piece is no small feat.
Fanny Kemble
If you already escape from the life of the parking lot, waiting for you obstacle number two, and it is the door. Tajemnnicą is not that the supermarket does not fit the normal doors with handles. What we have here, ladies and gentlemen, photocells. What's the problem - could ask someone smart. For a normal person probably small unless hearts at the door too quickly, too trusting in the power of technology, the cells do not react in time and will need to be a guest later in the door scratch. Yes, normal people usually deal with photocells suspiciously smoothly. But I thought that some may be mutants, invisible to the photocells. And what a mutant is a poor man do? (pray for me, so I had no major problems in life) may wait until someone else to enter and sneak up behind him, but it is great discrimination. Moreover, never mind.Janis Joplin

Przebrnąwszy happily through the entrance, we come to a very important point of our strategic plan. Access to the area of food. Access to the weapons and cash goals. Generally, in this just was recommended to use the gates. Goals may be a photoelectric cell or not. In the former case awaits us repeat the previous point. In the second case - no photocells, no problem. The point is to distinguish the kind of timely goals. Indeed, if you are male, this goal is almost certainly at the height of your sensitive places, so try it a cross-body (in the second case, a lack of photocells) could end up in a very disagreeable manner. Of course, you can also try to open the gate, using the upper limbs, but if it turns out, however, that the photocells are you in this way wygłupić, and then for a real man is worse than wyrżnięcie eggs in goal. Both, however unpleasant the consequences may be avoided by using the so-called Nolan, or simply jump, possibly the most spectacular. Let us remember that such a feat may end curl eagle on the ground too slippery, and then they will hurt you not only the eggs of the wygłupieniu not even remember.
Etta James
What, you've been through the gate? Well, because I have good news for you: you have to go back. Again the best use Nolan as the gates are opened only on the one hand, and go through the cash for the obvious reason falls away. Be careful, because double MAŁYSZ can no longer arouse the suspicion of store security.

And as to what the back - ask. Because you forgot the basket łajzo one! Naturally, the goals are usually storage baskets, but they are extremely cumbersome, impractical, and above all - do not provide too much fun. You must obtain the upgraded version of shopping cart, or cart-on-wheels. And those, as I have said, are in the parks. In the center parking lots, so it was funny. Hurray! Carmageddon continuation! The only pity is that, again, as passers-by.
Mahalia Jackson
Teorytycznie such, and not another storage location baskets-to-wheels to us to ensure the shortest route from the trunk of our car to the site. In practice, this solution results in increasing the number of fatalities during the Sunday shopping. If you arrived by car to the supermarket, then do not worry - when you come back, will play on other piechurach. If przydreptałeś with a shoe, or not worry - soon you'll have a basket-to-wheels, and then any car you do not jump.

Wsadzenia after a failed attempt to replace the coin button (as I have chosen to cart-on-wheels) and odżałowaniu real coins, you are the owner temporarily powerful machine, which allows you to safely pass if half the car park and be a terror among both the drivers and piechociarzy normal. Cart also eliminates the problem of photocells, as in the case of what can safely be used as a battering ram.
Lena Horne
The coolest feature basket-on-wheels, as the name suggests, it rings. Thanks to the wonderful invention, you need not trouble your legs too strenuous march on the vast acres supermarket. You only need to disperse the i. .. load on the opposite side of the building (apart from possible collisions with other trucks, because people are not an obstacle for you). Worse, if you land on a shelf with food. Quite difficult to pick up after all this, even if you manage to dig out from this. In addition, protection is unlikely to appreciate your passion for fast vehicles, and can pick up your trash.Billie Holiday

Given the population of a supermarket in rush hours (which usually coincides with the opening hours), try shopping would resemble a car driving in the center of a big city after 15 hours With that, the city center, few people ride the tide, which stores customer can not say. And here again comes to our aid invaluable cart-on-wheels. Call it due respect for those who do not like shopping carts. The other holders of superkoszyków worse case, but not yet desperate. As you know, the more heavier the better the shopping cart. For example, you visit the department soczków temporarily unload them and their vehicle to give it the appropriate weight (read: the clout). That way, others szpanerzy with their carts-on-wheels will you give a wide berth (unless they enter, because if not, then strapped to them - with soczkami has arrived). Oh, and protect explain that you are a fanatical foodie soczków. Certainly believe - have not seen such things. Way of soczkami is so uncomfortable that you'll need to reserve a cart, because in the end you have to take place on your purchases.Katharine Hepburn

If you play a pirate supermarketowego you are bored and have not been called anti-terrorist branch, you're ready to buy different things. The most effective method is to buy up a list of things needed, then buying everything not on this list. This is practically the only way to to find the shelves in the midst of what is going to find (because they always find just what you just do not need). It may seem a little pointless. True, but what of it, since in this way is more fun. After all, when it came to the supermarket to have fun, "serious" shopping can be done at other times, no?

Explained the issue to our mission, we can now proceed to implement our plan. While in the end we took these baskets together? Two? Little. To have a really good laugh, we need at least four. They must be unloaded to the brim, ensuring that each loaded article came from another part of the store. Then treat with all the cash and brazenly assert that we forgot the wallet. Now just pull out the top position and growing upatrzoną amused to observe how the staff is trying earnestly MARKETU something to do with your niedoszłymi shopping.Audrey Hepburn

Another entertainment requires some patience. It should be a upatrzeć so scarce a commodity that could grasp it in its entirety at one time. Then we wait until one of the customers will feel the uncontrollable desire to purchase this product. Then we have demonstrate appropriate reflection and sacrifice just good clean nose. Do not worry about the fact that like the devil these fifty such chocolate bars filled strawberry - you can return the goods as soon as the unhappy customer will disappear from sight. It's really a great number of successful repetitions after ten orgasm guaranteed. Especially when hit several times in a row the same client. Just watch out that it was not a packer, because what if it considers that doing it on purpose?
Sonja Henie
The fact that other clients may also have baskets-on-wheels is not necessarily a source of frustration for you, or anxiety. It also can be used for fun at the expense of someone else. Stroller - very handy thing when it directs a person not having a skill, so many suckers sometimes decides to leave him on the battlefield under the divine care and temporary distance in search of a fine product. Those asking themselves, in order to make them a joke. Here we have plenty of options to choose from. First: Your shopping cart a gull changing place of residence, the gull surprised after returning to the place of his leaving initiate feverish search. The second option: podprowadzamy randomly selected article from the basket of our careless neighbor and wonder whether the loser will notice no. Option two be: podprowadzamy ALL Stories from the basket (this option to choose the person with the basket landed on the shores) and the break laughing at the sight of a guy who grabs his head, seeing that someone has just zresetował state of its purchases and must do from scratch.
Sonja Henie
The third option is the exact inverse of the second. Rather than remove the products we make them. We remember in this connection to select those that we believe may be the least useful of our sacrifice. This option has two sub-options: either to conceal the bonus stuff on the old cart victims (if there Radocha, when the victim discovers the those items when it comes to pay), or throw them on top and watch mine victims (Radocha on the spot). Practice shows that many victims experienced the considerable perplexity ( "my cart or not mine?"). In the case where the victim zwącha trick, there are two possibilities. Or it tries to get rid of unwanted goods immediately, throwing it on the nearest shelf, regardless of the original place of origin (very funny), or they will drive around the supermarket and look for where the goods could lie (very funny).
Jean Harlow
More hardcore jajcarz experimenting with a variant of the fourth, or substitutions basket. Basket and take the victim as if nothing had happened to him continue shopping, close to the hapless victims of course. Required here is stone quiet - when the victim sees a malicious smile on your face, all for nothing. However, if you keep the seriousness and will go shopping absorbed, pour with laughter at the sight of bewildered victims. Among the victims can find bystrzejsze art, it's not impossible. They may turn to you with a claim: "Excuse me, if it not my shopping cart?". I do not think I have to say that in this case, the whole głupa hurt.

Option number five, you will need the two victims, receding from their baskets. Make shipments of any product from one basket to another. Move away, watching the argument (with luck, even a fight) customers.
Betty Grable
Gives quite good results, sometimes the attachment of a basket gapowatego neighbor to the shelves of merchandise. Neighbor must be strong and energetic, and you have to show reflexes during binding (you have very little time). Probably the victim is suspected of causing the possibility of something like this, so do not pay attention to the string (although transparent fishing line in such a role rulezuje). Remember to be at a safe distance away, where the shelf will coax unfortunate victim.

Another game is called "the cheese the more I fit me to the northern part of the store," would require a lot of time and involves a gradual zamienianiu places throughout departments. For example, where chips are usually being moved toilet paper in place of paper - bread, and so on. While most customers do not even notice the change, and so it will never know where that is, but the steel-timers may be unpleasantly surprised "przemeblowaniem. Besides, it really is satisfying, so namieszać ... And if a mixed question, ie do not harm the mix CDs with canned goods, fruits or office supply.Whoopi Goldberg

It is a pity it would not exploit the fact that most of the supermarket staff are women - often young and attractive. It happens that this will come up the ladder and sets something on those high shelves. And since you like to wear short skirts ... I guess I do not have to explain that in this case, you necessarily need something from the lower parts shelf. You can also think of wytestowaniem department recently purchased an electric hair dryer.

Nienajgorszą entertainment is also zagadywanie przemiłych girls from promotion. Stand such a poor girl alone, for sure very happy when someone finally devote little attention to them. Be inquisitive. Ask about the chemical composition promoted toothpaste and whether or not such stuff as, for example, intelligent beads (or whatever you instantly comes to mind). Find out if you do not cause the regularity of menstrual disorders in people with diabetes (if you are male) or permanent impotence (in the case of the opposite). Try to spot some twenty various tubes, and after an hour or states that do not like the color.Lillian Gish

Last game, which will present today, that stimulation of protection. Damn, this hazardous game, for those who like a strong dose of adrenaline heartwood. Fold into the store with a large backpack and stuffed pockets. Looking around anxiously around, suspicious eyes staring at the camera. Before any long shelf meditate, and finally turns his back to the camera / bodyguards, and you do move, if you hid something for the bosom. Fun to be regarded as successful, if you do a revision, but full success is the opening of fire by protecting victims and outsiders of the shooting (of course the best would be that you missed).
Judy Garland
That's all when it comes to supermarkets. Who feel dissatisfied after trying these options, it can still interfere with the direction MARKETU, why not stand with sierpami (greetings for Donald!). Have fun. Oh, and try to warn me which supermarket and what hours you intend to play, because from time to time I do it calmly normal shopping :-).